Anyway on to the real business. I was chatting to Sandra today, and she said their old Kia was getting long in the tooth (or were we talking about Roger?). The other day I was at a place called Mariefred and I saw just the thing they need.
Sarah is soon flying the coop and starting her journey into crippling debt with her 3 year course in party studies at some welsh university (how are the exams Sah - forgot to say good luck). Chris is making so much money that he is soon buying the coop, never mind flying it - and maybe he buys the rest of sturminster marshall in his chicken expansion. What you need Sandra and Roger is to downsize. I think you find this a liberating experience. less is more etc etc. So I present you with the catalyst to set yourselves free:
Roger, I had a good look at this caravan and I really believe you could lie down in it, after all knees were made for bending - or you can construct a foot sized draw that pulls out the back for leg extended sleeping.
A few advantages spring to mind:
- low cost fuel
- no problems with parking on your drive with the caravan hooked up
- you can store the caravan under the stairs in the winter
- overtake trucks by driving under rather than around them
- sarah wont be embarrassed to bring friends home with those bad boys parked outside
- more space to park my landrover on your drive
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